how smart are you??

1. A rooster layed an egg on the roof,there is an east wind blowing 45 degrees and a west wind blowing 60 degrees.which side will the egg roll??


2. what always eats but is never full?what always drinks but is always thirsty?what is always used but never finishes?what sings a song that is never good?


3. the one who sells it does'nt want it,the one who buys it does'nt want it,the one who uses it does'nt know he is using it.

haha,can u answer them??

answer :1 haha rooster dont lay eggs.LOL!!

2 fire,earth,water and wind

3 a coffin

little blue riding hood

you may think this story is like red riding hood.weel you're wrong this has nothing to do with the colour red or wolves in anyway.well lets begin:-

a little girl was walking when she suddenly saw a sorcerer siting on the lid of a garbage can.

"hello little girl"he said .

"ahhhh!!!!you're a rapist!!!"she screamed.

she ran off and the townspeople all came out of their houses and beat up the so called rapist.he was forced to wear a blue hood to hide his face.

one day he showed himself.one side of his face was coloured blue and the other side was white,he was a CHELSEA fan!!.suddenly many MAN U fans came and beat him up.

THE END

poor sorcerer

why life sux

Life sux because of school.

life sux because of insane teachers

life sux when you break up with your boyfriend.

life sux when some idiot calls you at 2 o'clock in the morning.

life sux because of homework.

life sux when your parents nag at you all day long.

life sux when your school holds a boring event and you have to join but has nothing to do with you.

life sux when you are forced to collect money for your school and does'nt help you in anyway.

life sux because of global warming.

life sux when you're in love with your best friend.

life sux when you're dared to do something totally embarrasing in front of the person you like.

life sux when you cant play games.

FINALLY,LIFE SUX BECAUSE

IT JUST DOES!!!!!!!

Boredness

Malaysia faces a problem today.it's called BOREDNESS.boredness happens mostly at school.why cant schools in malaysia be like those in the US?schools in the US can hand in their test papers after they have finished.schools there have lokers so students dont have to bring so many books at a time.childrens should be allowed to be free and do whatever they want.parent should not make students work so hard.they should'nt have to high expextations or children will get stressed.let them sleep and rest when they want to!especially during weekends or holidays.Save your child!!allow them to be rested like the hamster!!!

Boys stupidity

Boys all have the same problem.they face an issue called 'Stupidity Impulse'.All girls in secondary might agree because guys sometimes act so stupid.they all mostly want to do something dumb and stupid.they're stupidity impulse makes them want to do stupid things.guys want to do something stupid just for the sake of doing so.u can help them by allowing them to do something that involves destroying but also does'nt like video games(note:this is about my class's boys)