little blue riding hood

you may think this story is like red riding hood.weel you're wrong this has nothing to do with the colour red or wolves in anyway.well lets begin:-

a little girl was walking when she suddenly saw a sorcerer siting on the lid of a garbage can.

"hello little girl"he said .

"ahhhh!!!!you're a rapist!!!"she screamed.

she ran off and the townspeople all came out of their houses and beat up the so called rapist.he was forced to wear a blue hood to hide his face.

one day he showed himself.one side of his face was coloured blue and the other side was white,he was a CHELSEA fan!!.suddenly many MAN U fans came and beat him up.

THE END

poor sorcerer