why is it some boys say that most girls should chill??

do boys have brains??

do girls have petty(unimportant clothes,jewelryetc.) desires??

do boys like to lay down and let everything pass by??

do girls need to be uptight about everything??

pls answer all these i know its lame but still it does'nt hurt.

THEY ARE BOTH DIFFERENT THAT'S WHY THEY GO TOGETHER

Funny

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party and you get her telephone number.The next day you call and say,"I'm very rich.Marry me."That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says,"You're very rich."That's Brand Recognition.
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I was married in a traditional Jewish ceremony,which is not complete until the rabbi wraps the wine glass in linen, places it on the ground and the groom shatters it.Twice I stomped on it, to no avail."Relax,"the rabbi said."Try again." Finally it cracked in half.
Later I picked up the goblet.A label on the bottom read,"Guaranteed unbreakable."