Funny

You see a gorgeous girl at a party and u say to her,"Hi I'm very rich.Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party and you get her telephone number.The next day you call and say,"I'm very rich.Marry me."That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says,"You're very rich."That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party and say to her,"I'm rich.Marry me."She slaps your face.That's Customer Feedback.


I was married in a traditional Jewish ceremony,which is not complete until the rabbi wraps the wine glass in linen, places it on the ground and the groom shatters it.Twice I stomped on it, to no avail."Relax,"the rabbi said."Try again." Finally it cracked in half.
Later I picked up the goblet.A label on the bottom read,"Guaranteed unbreakable."