Teachers are soooo annoying!!!I mean they make you do stupid projects that will not teach you anything whatsoever.They had less subjects in school when they were students and they want to torture us just for the fun of it by making more stupid subjects.Why should we even go to school??Its totally useless to us.I understand rules but I mean seriously!Who in the world would make rules like:your socks must be at least 5cm above your shoes and they cant be more than 25cm cant they just let us wear whatever socks we want like I mean they're just socks!The teachers make us do stupid useless projects for nothing!we are already tired and they want to make it worse!!!Cant they just understand?!We need rest. All teachers are just soooo stupidly annoying and degrading. They just wont leave us alone we already got pestering parents so why must the teachers be just as annoying and always pester us? Don't they understand that we are tired from school activities and school itself they are just so annoying!!!
THE END
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
A Pet's Last Request
If it should be that I grow frail and weak,
And pain should keep me from my sleep,
Then you must do what must be done,
For this last battle can't be won.
You will be sad, I understand,
Don't let your grief stain your hands,
For this day, more than all the rest,
Your love and friendship stands the test.
We had so many happy years,
What is to come can hold no fears,
Would you want me to suffer? So,
When the time comes, please let me go.
Take me where my needs they tend,
Only stay with me till the end,
And hold me firm and speak to me,
Until my eyes no longer see.
I know in time that you will see,
It is a kindness that you do for me,
Although my tail it's last has wagged,
From pain and suffering I have been saved.
Do not grieve that it should be you,
Who must decide this thing to do,
We've been so close, we two these years,
Don't let your heart hold any fears.
And pain should keep me from my sleep,
Then you must do what must be done,
For this last battle can't be won.
You will be sad, I understand,
Don't let your grief stain your hands,
For this day, more than all the rest,
Your love and friendship stands the test.
We had so many happy years,
What is to come can hold no fears,
Would you want me to suffer? So,
When the time comes, please let me go.
Take me where my needs they tend,
Only stay with me till the end,
And hold me firm and speak to me,
Until my eyes no longer see.
I know in time that you will see,
It is a kindness that you do for me,
Although my tail it's last has wagged,
From pain and suffering I have been saved.
Do not grieve that it should be you,
Who must decide this thing to do,
We've been so close, we two these years,
Don't let your heart hold any fears.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
why is it some boys say that most girls should chill??
do boys have brains??
do girls have petty(unimportant clothes,jewelryetc.) desires??
do boys like to lay down and let everything pass by??
do girls need to be uptight about everything??
pls answer all these i know its lame but still it does'nt hurt.
THEY ARE BOTH DIFFERENT THAT'S WHY THEY GO TOGETHER
Monday, June 2, 2008
Funny
You see a gorgeous girl at a party and u say to her,"Hi I'm very rich.Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party and you get her telephone number.The next day you call and say,"I'm very rich.Marry me."That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says,"You're very rich."That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party and say to her,"I'm rich.Marry me."She slaps your face.That's Customer Feedback.
I was married in a traditional Jewish ceremony,which is not complete until the rabbi wraps the wine glass in linen, places it on the ground and the groom shatters it.Twice I stomped on it, to no avail."Relax,"the rabbi said."Try again." Finally it cracked in half.
Later I picked up the goblet.A label on the bottom read,"Guaranteed unbreakable."
You see a gorgeous girl at a party and you get her telephone number.The next day you call and say,"I'm very rich.Marry me."That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says,"You're very rich."That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party and say to her,"I'm rich.Marry me."She slaps your face.That's Customer Feedback.
I was married in a traditional Jewish ceremony,which is not complete until the rabbi wraps the wine glass in linen, places it on the ground and the groom shatters it.Twice I stomped on it, to no avail."Relax,"the rabbi said."Try again." Finally it cracked in half.
Later I picked up the goblet.A label on the bottom read,"Guaranteed unbreakable."
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
how smart are you??
- A rooster layed an egg on the roof,there is an east wind blowing 45 degrees and a west wind blowing 60 degrees.which side will the egg roll??
- what always eats but is never full?what always drinks but is always thirsty?what is always used but never finishes?what sings a song that is never good?
- the one who sells it does'nt want it,the one who buys it does'nt want it,the one who uses it does'nt know he is using it.
haha,can u answer them??
answer :1 haha rooster dont lay eggs.LOL!!
2 fire,earth,water and wind
3 a coffin
Friday, May 23, 2008
little blue riding hood
you may think this story is like red riding hood.weel you're wrong this has nothing to do with the colour red or wolves in anyway.well lets begin:-
a little girl was walking when she suddenly saw a sorcerer siting on the lid of a garbage can.
"hello little girl"he said .
"ahhhh!!!!you're a rapist!!!"she screamed.
she ran off and the townspeople all came out of their houses and beat up the so called rapist.he was forced to wear a blue hood to hide his face.
one day he showed himself.one side of his face was coloured blue and the other side was white,he was a CHELSEA fan!!.suddenly many MAN U fans came and beat him up.
THE END
poor sorcerer
why life sux
Life sux because of school.
life sux because of insane teachers
life sux when you break up with your boyfriend.
life sux when some idiot calls you at 2 o'clock in the morning.
life sux because of homework.
life sux when your parents nag at you all day long.
life sux when your school holds a boring event and you have to join but has nothing to do with you.
life sux when you are forced to collect money for your school and does'nt help you in anyway.
life sux because of global warming.
life sux when you're in love with your best friend.
life sux when you're dared to do something totally embarrasing in front of the person you like.
life sux when you cant play games.
FINALLY,LIFE SUX BECAUSE
IT JUST DOES!!!!!!!
Boredness
Malaysia faces a problem today.it's called BOREDNESS.boredness happens mostly at school.why cant schools in malaysia be like those in the US?schools in the US can hand in their test papers after they have finished.schools there have lokers so students dont have to bring so many books at a time.childrens should be allowed to be free and do whatever they want.parent should not make students work so hard.they should'nt have to high expextations or children will get stressed.let them sleep and rest when they want to!especially during weekends or holidays.Save your child!!allow them to be rested like the hamster!!!
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Boys stupidity
Boys all have the same problem.they face an issue called 'Stupidity Impulse'.All girls in secondary might agree because guys sometimes act so stupid.they all mostly want to do something dumb and stupid.they're stupidity impulse makes them want to do stupid things.guys want to do something stupid just for the sake of doing so.u can help them by allowing them to do something that involves destroying but also does'nt like video games(note:this is about my class's boys)
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